Who do you have the best shot with?

Peter Gazinya · Aug 17, 2006

If you started working out again, shaved everyday, bought a new wardrobe, and spent most of your paycheck going out on dates and to the clubs every weekend, which chick do think might just give it up on Friday night, if you're lucky?

Just keepin' it real folks :glugglug:

satyrsam · Aug 17, 2006

The snob, I know once you break down her armor she's a real power slut.

member006 · Aug 17, 2006

satyrsam said:
The snob, I know once you break down her armor she's a real power slut.

:rofl: Thanks, that was funny as hell. :thumbsup:

I can't vote, but I love reading threads like this.

smackavelli5 · Aug 17, 2006

Most snobs are closet sluts..........

Peter Gazinya · Aug 17, 2006

So we all think we're gonna nail the corporate powerslut. Just when I try to create a topic closely resembling reality, we all end up right back in fantasy land. :rofl2:

Gordar · Aug 17, 2006

The doll hidden under my bed. Although that's not an option in your poll... (some reality for you, Peter)

nothingandless · Aug 17, 2006

i voted for the slightly overweight secretary. by slightly, seeing the chunky drunk option, i assume you mean a normal looking chick. thats who i'd have my eye on, so thats probably the girl i'd have the best luck with.

Peter Gazinya · Aug 17, 2006

Gordar said:
The doll hidden under my bed. Although that's not an option in your poll... (some reality for you, Peter)

Shit! I forgot that one. Thanks for pointing that out Gordar.

Can't we have the hot sexy goddess with the high heels and the fake tan?

None of the above sound appealing, depending on what's underneath the suit.

So I guess I'll vote for the... a-hem... bitch.

Fox

That's the point Fox. I'm attempting to inject a little reality but I expected nothing less; I've become quite accustomed to you firing off a post without bothering to read the true meaning of what other's have written.

Clarkie25 · Aug 17, 2006

The snobby power bitch. Most of those women are around the same type of guys all day long and wouldn't mind an underchieving mess like myself

Legzman · Aug 18, 2006

The slutty chick with the mohawk and nose ring, working the counter at the Quik Stop as I've done this before, quite fun as a matter of fact. Also the slightly overweight secretarys are fun as well!

Pariah000 · Aug 18, 2006

probly none of them, my standards are too high. that, and the majority of females of my age range dont know what the words compassion and understanding mean anymore

TallCowboy · Aug 18, 2006

the power bitch is what i choose...but i got a better shot with my girlfriend!!

dave_rhino · Aug 18, 2006

that chick stumbling about with a small white stick and a dog.

Member2019 · Aug 18, 2006

I'm no catch, but I still have my fair share of so-called "slightly overweight" secretaries at various clients that continually peak my interest and I theirs. Boy does that always gets the rumor mill flying!

I fly all over the US and my wife never meets anyone I work with, so I could easily "get away" with all sorts of stuff. But I've had no desire and I don't believe I'll ever have any desire to experience anything less than the perfection my wife delivers in bed.

member006 · Aug 18, 2006

dave_rhino said:
that chick stumbling about with a small white stick and a dog.

:rofl:

Peter Gazinya · Aug 18, 2006

Prof Voluptuary said:
I'm no catch, but I still have my fair share of so-called "slightly overweight" secretaries at various clients that continually peak my interest and I theirs. Boy does that always gets the rumor mill flying!

I fly all over the US and my wife never meets anyone I work with, so I could easily "get away" with all sorts of stuff. But I've had no desire and I don't believe I'll ever have any desire to experience anything less than the perfection my wife delivers in bed.

"pique"

Glad to hear faith and monogamy treats you so well!

stek1983 · Aug 18, 2006

i don't like any of the options, sounds like i'm staying in alone

Peter Gazinya · Aug 18, 2006

Pariah000 said:
probly none of them, my standards are too high. that, and the majority of females of my age range dont know what the words compassion and understanding mean anymore

Do you they know the meaning of "just having fun" and "no thanks, I don't need your phone number"?

Peter Gazinya · Aug 18, 2006

********** said:
Oh you mean like the other day when I started the thread about how LadyLove was leaving the board and it was so terrible without actually reading her post properly (where she clearly said she wasn't) and got everyone all riled up. Oh wait! That was you! Practice what you preach. I always read what I respond to. I was only kidding about the fake tanned girl. You don't have to try and diss me in every single response to me, do you?

Fox

No, not every response, as a matter of fact I liked your reply to the "dirtiest whore in the world" thread. I read it completely and agreed with your assesment that "dirty whore" is a compliment of the highest order.

********** said:
Speaking of which, can I have your phone number Peter, you look too hot in your Avatar, kind of like a younger Silvia Saint... :tongue:

How 'bout you give me your phone number and I'll call you?

By the way, the picture in my avatar is a few years old but I look EVEN BETTER now!

Member2019 · Aug 19, 2006

Peter Gazinya said:
"pique"
Glad to hear faith and monogamy treats you so well!

Understand my preference in monogamy is a matter of what I like, not any faith, morals or belief that it's the "right way." The thought of never having another woman turns me the fuck on -- it just does.

BTW, I posted a related thread/poll here:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=90876

Who do you have the best shot with?

Who's gonna bang lonely ole you?

The clueless slightly overweight secretary with loose morals

The snobby, career driven power bitch in the pants suit and glasses

The slutty chick with the mohawk and nose ring, working the counter at the Quik Stop

The shit faced out her brains chunky chick with the Jaeger stain on her too tight belly shirt

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